“You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey…

“You haven’t seen the last of me, Earthworm Jim!” (Monkey jabbers) Alright, alright. You haven’t seen the last of us!

Professor Monkey-For-A-Head

Other Earthworm Jim Quotes

Will Jim and Peter be devoured by the killer ants? Will Psycrow destroy the Earth? Will the U.S. ever adopt the Metric system? I think not. - View Quote Details on Will Jim and Peter be devoured by the killer ants?…
On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is preparing to destroy the universe. Oh, sorry, my mistake. He’s just watching TV. - View Quote Details on On the distant planet of Heck, Evil the Cat is…
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: A super suit did fall
Jim was just a dirt-eating chewy length of worm flesh
But all that came to a crashing end. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He’s such a groovy guy
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: He rockets through the sky
Cruising through the universe
Having lots of fun
Here comes Earthworm Jim
You know that he’s the mighty one, look out!
(suspenseful musical interlude)
Despite his great big muscles and his really big ray gun
Jim is still an earthworm
But then he’s the only one
With a super suit to make him really super strong
Jim can be a winner if we only sing along
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: We think he’s mighty fine
Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Peter: A hero for all time
Chorus: Earthworm, Earthworm, Earthworm
Earthworm Jim
Hooray for him!
Jim: Groovy! - View Quote Details on Chorus: Earthworm Jim!
Main Singer: Through the soil he did crawl
Chorus:…
At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest object in the universe! The Orb Of Quite Remarkable Power! (laughs maniacally) - View Quote Details on At last! It is mine and what not! The mightiest…
Story opens at the patch that is all of pure, noble and good. No, sorry. It actually opens at the whitehouse. - View Quote Details on Story opens at the patch that is all of pure,…
(as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my Techno-Sturgeon… my Ming vases.” - View Quote Details on (as Jim destroys his stuff) “My Robo-Squid… my Cyber-Tuna… my…
You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you are, some kind of freak? - View Quote Details on You’re actually four fingered, Jim. What do you think you…
(reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit of Unimaginable Fear?…No.” “The Cavern of Flesh-ripping Weasels?…no. “DETROIT?!?…No.” - View Quote Details on (reading the Idiot’s Guide to Hideously Dangerous Places) “The Pit…
(As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be my hockey sticks, and your skulls, my pucks! - View Quote Details on (As the Zurb Warriors retreat) COWARDS! Your bones will be…
(testing his Hypno-laser on a chicken) “When I snap my fingers, you will be a chicken! (snaps fingers; the chicken starts running around squawking) It’s the ultimate weapon! And great fun at parties. (Monkey jabbers) Perhaps you’re right. Maybe we should test it on a subject who’s not already a chicken…” - View Quote Details on (testing his Hypno-laser on a chicken) “When I snap my…