You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees,…

You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!

Peggy Gravel

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[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn’t know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I’m going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two! - View Quote Details on [talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you…
Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, fuck me! Oh grow little inchworm! - View Quote Details on Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it…
Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?! - View Quote Details on Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I…
Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having a Barbie doll crotch! - View Quote Details on Now I won’t have any organs! It’ll be like having…
[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives! - View Quote Details on [the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You’ve…
[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy…! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX! - View Quote Details on [the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught…
Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he only cares about my mind! - View Quote Details on Princess Coo-coo: Herbert doesn’t care if I have ears, he…
[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole! - View Quote Details on [comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!
Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little numbers? I sent away to ‘em from Fredrick’s. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt! - View Quote Details on Officer: You like lingerie?! How do you like these little…