You know so much, and I know so little.

Unidentified episodes, Luanne Platter Kleinschmidt

Baby did a bad, bad thing. - View Quote Details on Baby did a bad, bad thing.
Hey dad, look at my poker face - View Quote Details on Hey dad, look at my poker face
Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat. - View Quote Details on Strickland Propane, taste the meat, not the heat.
(To Kahn, who is Laotian) “Damn Chinese and their stereotypes.” - View Quote Details on (To Kahn, who is Laotian) “Damn Chinese and their stereotypes.”
“If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you again!….awww what the hell?” (hits Joseph’s face) - View Quote Details on “If my fist didn’t hurt so bad I’d hit you…
And you know my opinion on monogamy. I am for it. - View Quote Details on And you know my opinion on monogamy. I am for…
“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s your Dad! (Okay!) He’s your Dad, he’s your Dad, he’s your Dad! (Okay!) Okay!” - (Nancy’s reaction to Joseph asking her whether or not Dale is his real father.) - View Quote Details on “Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s…
I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem - View Quote Details on I don’t have an anger problem, I have an idiot…
S’GO! - View Quote Details on S’GO!
(To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes” - View Quote Details on (To her Spanish class) “Endele classe, passen un testes”