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“You know, tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime. That’s why I use Mighty Whitey toothpaste. Because I want my teeth to look — Amazing!” ~ Captain Amazing in TV commercial

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Other Mystery Men Quotes

I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one. - View Quote Details on I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack…
A fish-fork is no match for my machine! - View Quote Details on A fish-fork is no match for my machine!
Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what I have done to its greatest superhero — und there will still be time to go up, get down… und boogie! - View Quote Details on Tonight I am going to do to Champion City what…
The point is, your boy’s a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard cheese to swallow, I know, but there it is. - View Quote Details on The point is, your boy’s a Limey fork-flinger, mother. Hard…
Well, actually, it’s an electro-nuclear-magnet. It’s the next inevitable phase. - View Quote Details on Well, actually, it’s an electro-nuclear-magnet. It’s the next inevitable phase.
We’re all in over our heads and we know it. But if we take on this fight, those of us who survive it will forever after show our scars with pride and say, ‘That’s right! I was there! I fought the good fight!’ - View Quote Details on We’re all in over our heads and we know it…
We are number one! All others are number two, or lower. - View Quote Details on We are number one! All others are number two, or…
Now, there’s a wedgie she won’t soon forget. - View Quote Details on Now, there’s a wedgie she won’t soon forget.
“P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?” ~ P.M.S. Avenger - View Quote Details on “P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is…
“Baby, you shovel better than any man I’ve ever known… but that does not make you a superhero. You’re a good husband, and a good father. Nothing more.” ~ Lucille (Mrs. Shoveler) - View Quote Details on “Baby, you shovel better than any man I’ve ever known…