You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go…

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”…even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics…because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die… well, then everyone loses their minds!

The Joker

Other The Dark Knight Quotes

[To Gordon] Sometimes, the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded. - View Quote Details on [To Gordon] Sometimes, the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people…
[Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders so that Harvey Dent can be remembered as a hero] He’s the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we’ll hunt him…because he can take it…because he’s not our hero… he’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector… A Dark Knight. [credits roll] - View Quote Details on [Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders...
Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean…what happened? Did your–did your balls drop off? Hm? - View Quote Details on Let's wind the clock back a year. These cops and...
[To Rachel Dawes] You once told me, when I was finished, that we’d be together. Did you mean it? - View Quote Details on [To Rachel Dawes] You once told me, when I was…
Batman has no limits. - View Quote Details on Batman has no limits.
[Referring to the fake "Batmen" who were using guns] That isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to inspire people. - View Quote Details on [Referring to the fake "Batmen" who were using guns] That…
[Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card. - View Quote Details on [Pulls out a Joker playing card] Here’s… my card.
Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap. You oughta know, you bought it. - View Quote Details on Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn’t cheap…
Freak? Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns! - View Quote Details on Freak? Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces…
[To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not do that again. - View Quote Details on [To Batman, after he has saved her life] Let’s not…