You must be joking. Do I look as if I’m…

You must be joking. Do I look as if I’m a masochist ready to cut myself? How does relegation sound instead?

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Sir Alex Ferguson when asked in The People if he would welcome the sight of Liverpool ending an almost 20-year wait for top flight glory. 16 Dec 2007

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You’re a fuckin’ bottler Incey! You cannae handle the stage, can you? You are a fuckin’ bottler! - View Quote Details on You’re a fuckin’ bottler Incey! You cannae handle the stage,…
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It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn’t happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing! - View Quote Details on It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100…