You’ve got my check, what do you care?!

Unidentified episodes, Peggy Hill

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(After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How ’bout some sammiches?!?” - View Quote Details on (After smacking a waitress on the rump) “Hey missy! How…
[After viewing Bill's huge septic tank) "It's a shame we have to put her in the ground." - View Quote Details on [After viewing Bill's huge septic tank) "It's a shame we...
[to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are you ready to soft rock ? - View Quote Details on [to crowd in Mega-Lo Mart parking lot before performance] Are…
Jus’ sand in the wind, man. - View Quote Details on Jus’ sand in the wind, man.
My professor says I have the most potential of any Jr. College student he’s ever seen… And he invited me to dinner and drinks to discuss it some more! - View Quote Details on My professor says I have the most potential of any…
“Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s your Dad! (Okay!) He’s your Dad, he’s your Dad, he’s your Dad! (Okay!) Okay!” - (Nancy’s reaction to Joseph asking her whether or not Dale is his real father.) - View Quote Details on “Of course, why would you ask something like that? He’s…
(On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s hat? (pause) Well if I’m gonna spend money on it I gotta know if it’s Jack Ruby’s hat! (pause) OK, what colors does it come in?” - View Quote Details on (On the telephone) “How do I know it’s Jack Ruby’s…
I hate hate! - View Quote Details on I hate hate!
Guns don’t kill people.The Goverment does - View Quote Details on Guns don’t kill people.The Goverment does
With Hank, it’s propane first, family second and friends third. - View Quote Details on With Hank, it’s propane first, family second and friends third.