Beer Quotes

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - View Quote Details on Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us…
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - View Quote Details on 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case…
It is nice when you can sit back with some friends, drink some beer and have a good time. - View Quote Details on It is nice when you can sit back with some…
One beer is no beer, two beers are half a beer, and three beers are one beer. But one beer is no beer! - View Quote Details on One beer is no beer, two beers are half a…
Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health. - View Quote Details on Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the…
I’m sitting here completely surrounded by no beer. - View Quote Details on I’m sitting here completely surrounded by no beer.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world. - View Quote Details on Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I…
Malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways to man” - View Quote Details on Malt does more than Milton can to justify God’s ways…
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - View Quote Details on Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind…
Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers. - View Quote Details on Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of…
Good men drink good beer - View Quote Details on Good men drink good beer