- “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” - said to be Bertrand Russell ’s last words - View Quote Details on “Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and…
- “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” - T.S. Eliot - View Quote Details on “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” -…
- “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is notorious.” -John Harvey Kellogg (1877) Plain facts for old and young : embracing the natural history and hygiene of organic life. - View Quote Details on “The influence of coffee in stimulating the genital organs is…
- “I like my coffee the way I like my women — covered in beeeeeeeeeeeees!” - Eddie Izzard again a couple of minutes later - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
- “I like my coffee the way I like my women — in a plastic cup.” - Eddie Izzard - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee the way I like my women…
- “I like my coffee black, just like my metal” - Mindless Self Indulgence Shut Me Up - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee black, just like my metal” -…
- “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.” - Robert A. Heinlein, Glory Road - View Quote Details on “Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe,…
- “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” - Sheik Abd al-Qadir - View Quote Details on “No one can understand the truth until he drinks of…
- “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.” - Unknown (derived from Dune ) - View Quote Details on “It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in…
- “Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee, anymore, in this country? What happened with the coffee? Did I miss a fucking meeting with the coffee, huh? You can get every other flavour except coffee-flavoured coffee!” - Denis Leary - View Quote Details on “Is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavoured coffee,…
- “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black and Strong.” - Paul Howell (2005) - View Quote Details on “I like my coffee like I like my women- Black…
- “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes…” - Alexander Pope, The Rape of the Lock - View Quote Details on “Coffee, which makes the politician wise/And see through all things…
- “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” -Flash Rosenberg - View Quote Details on “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re…
- “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.” -Alex Levine - View Quote Details on “Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four…
- “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob Irwin - View Quote Details on “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” -Bob…
- “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” - Turkish proverbs - View Quote Details on “Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and…
- “Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life” - Tim Parsons, Industrial Joe Coffee - View Quote Details on “Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with,…
- “Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.” -The Women’s Petition Against Coffee (1674) - View Quote Details on “Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their…
- “Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.” - Terry Pratchett, - View Quote Details on “Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should…
- “Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman Friele - View Quote Details on “Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine lack” - Herman…
- “Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you can absorb the caffeine more directly?” Neelix (Star Trek: Voyager Think Tank) - View Quote Details on “Do you want me to prepare a hypospray so you…
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