A Christmas Story Quotes

Well, put your arms down when you get to school. - View Quote Details on Well, put your arms down when you get to school.
Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between us and the alley. Scott Farkus staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! SO HELP ME GOD, YELLOW EYES!! - View Quote Details on Scott Farkus! What a rotten name! There he stood, between…
You used up all the glue on purpose! - View Quote Details on You used up all the glue on purpose!
That is… The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE! - View Quote Details on That is… The ugliest lamp I have ever seen in…
Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar of horry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! ‘Tis the season to be jorry, Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra! - View Quote Details on Waiters in Chinese Restaurant: (singing) Deck the hor with Bar…
Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf. - View Quote Details on Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beetloaf. I hate meatloaf.
[as he is going "furnace fighting"] You filthy… [cursing]…dumb, frattin’, housesnickle viper ! - View Quote Details on [as he is going "furnace fighting"] You filthy… [cursing]…dumb, frattin’,…
Aha aha, it’s a clinkerrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid furnace. Dadgummit! [Goes down stairs; falling sound is heard] Damn skates! [Coughs] Open up that damper, will you?! Who the hell turned it all the way down?! AGAIN?!!! - View Quote Details on Aha aha, it’s a clinkerrrrrrr!!! That blasted, stupid furnace. Dadgummit!…
[After Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he is unsuccessful at repairing it] With as much dignity as he could muster, the Old Man gathered up the sad remains of his shattered Major Award. Later that night, alone in the backyard, he buried it next to the garage. Now I could never be sure, but I thought that I heard the sound of “Taps” being played. Gently. - View Quote Details on [After Mother breaks the Old Man's Major Award, and he...
Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments before zero hour, it did not pay to take chances. - View Quote Details on Let's face it, most of us are scoffers. But moments...
All Bandits: OLD BLUE! OH NO! - View Quote Details on All Bandits: OLD BLUE! OH NO!
Black Bart: Oh NO! It's.... - View Quote Details on Black Bart: Oh NO! It's....
Scott Farkus: Listen, punk! When I tell you to come, you better come! Aw, what's wrong? You gonna cry? Cry, cry for me crybaby! Cry! [begins mock crying and laughing] - View Quote Details on Scott Farkus: Listen, punk! When I tell you to come,…
You’ll shoot your eye out! - View Quote Details on You’ll shoot your eye out!
It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see, it’s smiling at me. - View Quote Details on It’s a beautiful duck. It really is. But you see,…
NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!) - View Quote Details on NADDAFINGA!! (Not a finger!!)
That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator! - View Quote Details on That son of a bitch would freeze up in the…
Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it’ll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya. - View Quote Details on Schwartz: Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about…
Randy: I can’t get up! Ralphie, I can’t get up!! - View Quote Details on Randy: I can’t get up! Ralphie, I can’t get up!!

About A Christmas Story

A Christmas Story is a 1983 film, set in the 1940s, about a boy who has to convince his parents, teachers, and Santa that a Red Ryder BB gun really is the perfect Christmas gift. Directed by Bob Clark. Written by Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, and Bob Clark, based on Shepherd’s short stories, contained in the books In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories. A Tribute to the Original, Traditional, One-Hundred-Percent, Red-Blooded, Two-Fisted, All-American Christmas..taglines .

A Christmas Story Taglines

‘Tis Better To Give Than To Receive.
A Tribute to the Original, Traditional, One-Hundred-Percent, Red-Blooded, Two-Fisted, All-American Christmas…
Peace,Harmony, Comfort And Joy… Maybe Next Year.