Airplane! Quotes

Kramer: All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it’s just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. - View Quote Details on Kramer: All right, Striker, you listen, and listen close. Flying…
Elaine: Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? - View Quote Details on Elaine: Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We…
Airplane II: The Sequel - View Quote Details on Airplane II: The Sequel
Talk Show Guest: They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let ‘em crash! - View Quote Details on Talk Show Guest: They bought their tickets. They knew what…
Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No thank you, I take it black…like my men. - View Quote Details on Young Girl Passenger: [when offered cream for her coffee] No…

About Airplane!

Airplane! is a 1980 film that spoofs airport disaster movies. When the crew of an airplane come down with a severe case of food poisoning, the fate of the passengers depends on an ex-war pilot who is the only one able to land the plane safely. Written and directed by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker. What’s slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound? taglines .

Airplane! Taglines

The craziest flight you’ll ever take!
Thank God it’s Only a Motion Picture!
The Plane’s going to Chicago. The Pilot’s going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!
What’s slower than a speeding bullet, and able to hit tall buildings at a single bound?