Better Off Dead Quotes

The Paper Boy: I want my two dollars!!! - View Quote Details on The Paper Boy: I want my two dollars!!!
I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky. - View Quote Details on I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members of the team, Lane, the whole team! - View Quote Details on Beth Truss: She dates the basketball team. Not certain members…
[why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and my grandmother, she dropped acid and freaked out and hijaked a schoolbus full of…penguins. - View Quote Details on [why he can't pay the paper boy] Uh, my brother,…
Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off of a bridge] Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that. - View Quote Details on Tree Trimmer: [After Lane falls into a dump truck off...
Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really! - View Quote Details on Dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you...
Monique Junot: I think all you need is a small taste of success, and you will find it suits you. - View Quote Details on Monique Junot: I think all you need is a small...
[giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. - View Quote Details on [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something…
I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs up the phone.] - View Quote Details on I gotta go, the Christmas tree is on fire. [hangs...
Johnny Gasparini: Two dollars! (repeated line) - View Quote Details on Johnny Gasparini: Two dollars! (repeated line)
She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile. - View Quote Details on She only speaks French, Roy. She doesn't speak imbecile.
I know its bacon... but what have you done to it?! - View Quote Details on I know its bacon... but what have you done to...
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years! I'm no dummy! - View Quote Details on I've been going to this high school for seven and...
Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face? - View Quote Details on Joanne Greenwald... the girl with the antennae on her face?
This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is? - View Quote Details on This is pure snow. It's everywhere! Do you have any...
Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer! - View Quote Details on Roy Stalin: [Upon seeing Lane] Oscar Meyer!

About Better Off Dead

Better Off Dead is a 1985 film about a teen learning how to move on after his long time girlfriend dumps him for the captain of the ski team. It is set in the 80’s in the mythical state of Northern California. Directed by Savage Steve Holland. Written by Savage Steve Holland Insanity doesn’t run in the family, it gallops (taglines ) File:P1 betteroffdead.jpg .