Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film) Quotes

[sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] “I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now?” {when Buffy approaches Lothos] “Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?” - View Quote Details on [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] “I know that guy…
“Her yabbos scoff at gravity.” ~ Benny - View Quote Details on “Her yabbos scoff at gravity.” ~ Benny
There’s a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge…” [notices Buffy's blank look] “Near a bunch of big rocks. That’s where I was born. - View Quote Details on There’s a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge…” [notices Buffy's...
[dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter the gym] “Detention, detention, detention…detention, detention, detention. I think that’s all of them; no, wait, detention, detention, detention.” [drops detention slips on the bodies] - View Quote Details on [dead vampires, with stakes sticking out of their hearts, litter...
You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper. - View Quote Details on You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper.
"Now I'm really pissed off." [with stake protruding from his chest] - View Quote Details on “Now I’m really pissed off.” [with stake protruding from his...
[Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] “What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I’m good with damage.” - View Quote Details on [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large...
"Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your legs?" ~ Biker - View Quote Details on "Hey, babe, you wanna get some real power between your...
Wanna go for a ride? - View Quote Details on Wanna go for a ride?
"[During the credits]Well,I think the kids learn a lesson about safety.Except the Dead ones.Well,they learned it but didn’t have time to implement it.Are we live? - View Quote Details on “[During the credits]Well,I think the kids learn a lesson about…
Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel. - View Quote Details on Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better…
[interview after vampire attack]: “They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans.” - View Quote Details on [interview after vampire attack]: “They had fangs. They were biting…
“I have detention slips here, and I’m not afraid to use them!” [to horde of vampires attacking the school gym] - View Quote Details on “I have detention slips here, and I’m not afraid to…
“Look — air!” [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen] - View Quote Details on “Look — air!” [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]
(When Lothos has one Arm)We’re Immortal.We can do anything - View Quote Details on (When Lothos has one Arm)We’re Immortal.We can do anything
We can’t be stopped. This is our world now. - View Quote Details on We can’t be stopped. This is our world now.
You do everything wrong!” [after Buffy apologizes] “No….Do it wrong. - View Quote Details on You do everything wrong!” [after Buffy apologizes] “No….Do it wrong.
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I’m leaving, man, I’m bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy. - View Quote Details on I’m leaving, man, I’m bailing town. This place has gotten…
Are YOU addressing I? - View Quote Details on Are YOU addressing I?
Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize! - View Quote Details on Assert your person-hood! Actualize! Actualize!
Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don’t know how you made it through the Crusades. - View Quote Details on Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child!…
I don’t believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you’re going to a mixer?!? - View Quote Details on I don’t believe this! The world is under attack by…

About Buffy the Vampire Slayer (film)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a 1992 film about a self-absorbed California high school student who learns she’s the Chosen One, destined to defend humanity against vampires. The title character and basic concept were carried over to the far more successful TV series. Directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui. Written by Joss Whedon.