Joe Dirt Quotes
- Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of the trailer park. - View Quote Details on Well, well, well, the famous Brandy - Tokyo Rose of…
- [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look. - View Quote Details on [Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen...
- [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt! - View Quote Details on [while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt!
- What’s the story here? I’m a white trash idiot - The end. - View Quote Details on What’s the story here? I’m a white trash idiot -…
- Turn it up! - View Quote Details on Turn it up!
- His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy. - View Quote Details on His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.
- Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there in a minute. - View Quote Details on Why don’t you go practice, fallin’ down, I’ll be there…
- Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe. - View Quote Details on Don’t you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay?…
- I got the poo on me!! - View Quote Details on I got the poo on me!!
- [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown. - View Quote Details on [Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I…
- Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt. - View Quote Details on Right on! You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.
- Where’s my supplies? - View Quote Details on Where’s my supplies?
- My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, ’cause it sounds cool. - View Quote Details on My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to…
- [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You’re goin’ to Hell, man. - View Quote Details on [To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT…
- There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two. - View Quote Details on There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile…
- God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back. - View Quote Details on God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976…
- That shit’ll buff out. - View Quote Details on That shit’ll buff out.
- I thought I had broken my ass bone! - View Quote Details on I thought I had broken my ass bone!
- It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you! - View Quote Details on It puts the lotion on its skin! You have no…
- Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus? - View Quote Details on Why have you got a wig? You doing stunt work…
- Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that! - View Quote Details on Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all…
- Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat! - View Quote Details on Railroad Boy #1: Oh - it’s so flat!
- Life’s a garden, dig it! - View Quote Details on Life’s a garden, dig it!
- You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air? - View Quote Details on You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up…
- I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep… - View Quote Details on I’m a rocker, through and through. Here’s a list of…
- You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mic right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? They don’t like no feedback, what’s up? - View Quote Details on You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t…
- Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt! - View Quote Details on Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt!
- It does what it’s told. - View Quote Details on It does what it’s told.
About Joe Dirt
Joe Dirt is a 2001 cult film starring David Spade, Dennis Miller, Christopher Walken, Brittany Daniel, Jaime Pressley, Erik Per Sullivan and Kid Rock. The film revolves around white trash heavy-metal fan Joe Dirt (Spade) who is discovered by a disc jockey Zander Kelly (Miller) at the radio-station where he works as a janitor, and is encouraged to recount his life-story. This involves being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon when he was 8, and having searched for them ever since. Written by David Spade and Fred Wolf. Directed by Dennie Gordon. Keep on Moppin’ in the Free world.
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