Popeye (film) Quotes

[picking flower petals] She’ll MARRY me!! She won’t! She will!! - View Quote Details on [picking flower petals] She’ll MARRY me!! She won’t! She will!!
[arriving at the Oyl's party, picking up Mrs. Oyl] Mother! - View Quote Details on [arriving at the Oyl's party, picking up Mrs. Oyl] Mother!
Okay, shorty, from now on the Oyls is gonna be double taxed. Triple taxed. Quadruple taxed! Surtaxed! Exercised taxed! OVERtaxed! And, THUMB TAXED!! - View Quote Details on Okay, shorty, from now on the Oyls is gonna be…
Bluto, even though you’re larger than me, you can’t wins, ’cause you bad, and the good always wins over the bad. - View Quote Details on Bluto, even though you’re larger than me, you can’t wins,…
It is an octopussy! - View Quote Details on It is an octopussy!
Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the dinghy of life? Oh, I ain’t no doctors, but I knows I’m losing me patience. What am I? Some kind of judge or lawyers? Maybe not, but I knows what law suitks me. [to the prostitute] Careful there, don’t ruffle me feathers. What am I? I ain’t no physcikisk, but I knows what matters. What am I? I’m Popeye the Sailor. - View Quote Details on Oh, what am I? Some kind of barnicle on the…
[about children] Bless their little hears, if they was made out of gold, I’d like to sell ‘em on the open market. I could make me a fortune. Kids! Eh, they don’t what they’re doing. Kids, dadblast ‘em! They’re gonna lead you to ruin. That’s what they’re gonna do, lead you to ruin. They cry at you when they’re young, they yell at you when they’re older, they borrows from you when they’s middle-aged and they leave you alone to die. Without even paying you back. Children, phooey. You give them everything they want, and what do you get back in return? You get nothing! Why they’re just smaller versions of us you know, but I’m not so crazy about me in the first place, so why would I want one of them. I’m asking ya. Children. Ah, children. Little children. You’ll pour your heart to them, you give them everything they want. Give them candy and a lot of toys, and what do you get in return? You get a lot of noise: Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, my poppa’s a mean old man! I’m through with children, I’m through with kids. They ain’t nothing I’m never gonna do about it. - View Quote Details on [about children] Bless their little hears, if they was made…
Wimpy, he is flies in my soup, he should be killed to death! - View Quote Details on Wimpy, he is flies in my soup, he should be…
Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I’m axsking you for an apologeky. - View Quote Details on Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now,…
[cartoon version] Hey, what’s this? One of Bluto’s tricks? I’m in the wrong movie. - View Quote Details on [cartoon version] Hey, what’s this? One of Bluto’s tricks? I’m…
POOEY on carrots!! - View Quote Details on POOEY on carrots!!
Donavan Scott - Castor Oyl - View Quote Details on Donavan Scott - Castor Oyl
I know you ain’t down there. Truth is you ain’t here. Now, where ain’t you? Where ain’t me Swee’Pea? - View Quote Details on I know you ain’t down there. Truth is you ain’t…
Nana Oyl: [about Castor] Get him out of that ring. Don’t touch his feet. He’s gotta dance with those feet. - View Quote Details on Nana Oyl: [about Castor] Get him out of that ring…
Don’t talk to me about the future. I hates the future, and I hates the past, and I hates the present. Especially you. - View Quote Details on Don’t talk to me about the future. I hates the…
[singing] I’m so mean, I had a dream of beatin’ myself up. Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke and woke up. Argh! I’m mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you’ll know what I mean! I’m mean! Meaner than…, I sure am mean! Yeah, mean. I’m meaner than that. You know what I mean. I’m so damn mean! I’m mean! - View Quote Details on [singing] I’m so mean, I had a dream of beatin’…
Roberta Maxwell - Nana Oyl - View Quote Details on Roberta Maxwell - Nana Oyl
Ham Gravy: [at Olive's engaement party] This is a real sad occasion. A very sad day. - View Quote Details on Ham Gravy: [at Olive's engaement party] This is a real…
[repeated line] Haul ass, haul ass. - View Quote Details on [repeated line] Haul ass, haul ass.
Eau de toilette, yeh, eau de toilette. - View Quote Details on Eau de toilette, yeh, eau de toilette.
Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl - View Quote Details on Shelley Duvall - Olive Oyl
[to the Bluto, after beating him up for mistaking SweePea is his and Olive's] Don’t thinks I blames ya, cause I don’t. Nope. - View Quote Details on [to the Bluto, after beating him up for mistaking SweePea...
[singing] I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. - View Quote Details on [singing] I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger…
It’s NINE O’CLOCK!! CURFEW!! LIGHTS OUT!!! - View Quote Details on It’s NINE O’CLOCK!! CURFEW!! LIGHTS OUT!!!
I’ve never seen like this before in me life, talking to your poor old father like that, you disobedient brat. You’re spoiled. That’s what you’re are, spoiled. - View Quote Details on I’ve never seen like this before in me life, talking…
Richard Libertini - George W. Geezil - View Quote Details on Richard Libertini - George W. Geezil
I hates sentiment. I am disgustipated. - View Quote Details on I hates sentiment. I am disgustipated.

About Popeye (film)

Popeye is a 1980 live action film based on the comic strip and cartoon character Popeye the Sailor. Directed by Robert Altman. Written by Jules Feiffer, based on the comic strip created by E.C. Segar. Starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall. The sailor man with the spinach can! Taglines .