Team America: World Police Quotes
- Spottswoode: We will disguise you as as terrorist and take you deep into the Middle East. If your acting is successful, you’ll be able to get us all the information we need to stop this whole thing from happening. Of course, if you’re not interested, there’s the door.
Gary: Alright, thanks. (Walks out of the door.)
Spottswoode: Huh. - View Quote Details on Spottswoode: We will disguise you as as terrorist and take… - Choir: Ame-eri-icaaaaa, Ame-eri-icaaaaa…
Soloist: America, fuck yeah! Com’again to save the motherfucking day, yeah!
‘Merica, fuck yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah!
Terrorists, your game is through, ’cause now you have to answer to
‘Merica, fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
‘Merica, fuck yeah! - View Quote Details on Choir: Ame-eri-icaaaaa, Ame-eri-icaaaaa…
Soloist: America, fuck yeah! Com’again to save the… - Hans Blix: Let me look around, so I can ease the U.N.’s collective mind.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, ya-breakin’ my balls here. Hans, ya breakin’ my balls!
Hans Blix: I’m sorry, but the U.N. must be firm with you. Let me see your whole palace, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or erse what?
Hans Blix: Or else - we will be very, very angry with you… and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are. - View Quote Details on Hans Blix: Let me look around, so I can ease… - Spottswoode: Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the terrorists think.
Lisa: Usually a case of malignant narcissism brought on during childhood. - View Quote Details on Spottswoode: Gary, this is Lisa. She specializes in how the… - [Paris is reduced to a smouldering pile of rubble]
Joe: Bonjour, everyone! Don’t worry. Everything is bon! We stopped the terrorists. - View Quote Details on [Paris is reduced to a smouldering pile of rubble]
Joe: Bonjour,… - And so, I’m ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There’s nobody I can rerate to
Feewl rike a bird in a cage
It’s kinda sirry
But, not rearry
Because, it’s fiwring my body with rage. - View Quote Details on And so, I’m ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There’s nobody I… - Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I screwed up with Cairo. [pause] I let racism cloud my judgment. [pause] I was so sure the world’s ultimate terrorist must be Middle Eastern that… I never suspected he was a God damn gook. I’ll never be racist again. - View Quote Details on Spottswoode: Team, this is all my fault. I screwed up…
- You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
:You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
You failed in evwy way and now my stock in you has fallen,
Your career is stallin’ and,
You’re worthwess Arec Barrwin,
That’s why I bwew your head off and your children are all bawrin.’ - View Quote Details on You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
:You are worthwess Arec Barrwin,
You failed…
About Team America: World Police
Team America: World Police is a 2004 film by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The movie is created using a variation of the Supermarionation technique - which Stone jokingly calls supercrappymation - chiefly known from the 60s tv-show Thunderbirds.
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