- “Good for you my boy! Having your way with the help. They’re bending over anyway, eh?” ~ Mr. Pickering - View Quote Details on “Good for you my boy! Having your way with the…
- “Ahh, wishing to go to France, aren’t we? I know why you really want to go to France. It’s because of their loose sexual laws. But, observing your physical qualities, I must say that it will only mean that you can do more things to yourself.” ~ Mr. Pickering - View Quote Details on “Ahh, wishing to go to France, aren’t we? I know…
- “Here I was, facing a problem as old as civilization itself: how to catch a drunk cat in the ceiling so I can go to France.” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “Here I was, facing a problem as old as civilization…
- “There’s going to be a duct tape wedding! Cover your genetalia and run!” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “There’s going to be a duct tape wedding! Cover your…
- “Other than babies, is there anyone more selfish than the dead?” ~ Keith - View Quote Details on “Other than babies, is there anyone more selfish than the…
- “And, now, it’s time to bring my plan to its wickedly delicious conclusion!… Ok, now I just sound gay.” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “And, now, it’s time to bring my plan to its…
- “Uh, listen. I wasn’t gonna say this before because I wanted to be supportive and non-judgemental, but your religion is laugh-out-loud stupid.” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “Uh, listen. I wasn’t gonna say this before because I…
- “Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster off the chest of a seven-pound lobster?” ~ Freddy Pickering - View Quote Details on “Have you ever eaten a six-pound lobster off the chest…
- “Is it me, or is it getting dizzy in here?” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “Is it me, or is it getting dizzy in here?”…
- “Well, at least she died doing what she loved… committing suicide.” ~ Freddy Pickering - View Quote Details on “Well, at least she died doing what she loved… committing…
- “All I know is, I hate racists. I hate everything about them, their music, their food, their so-called religion, the way their men are so skinny, and their wives are all so fat, but mostly, I hate the way they judge people based on tired stereotypes.” ~ Byron - View Quote Details on “All I know is, I hate racists. I hate everything…
- “Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish… And his wife!” ~ Mr. Pickering - View Quote Details on “Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day,…
- “This reminds me of that old saying: You idiot. ~ Jessica - View Quote Details on “This reminds me of that old saying: You idiot. ~…
- “Did you know if a blue whale mated with a beaver their babys would be the largest insects on the earth.” ~ Airena (Jessica’s House Keeper) - View Quote Details on “Did you know if a blue whale mated with a…
- “My fear of a meaningless cosmos was no match for those two theologians known as meat and cheese.” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “My fear of a meaningless cosmos was no match for…
- “Oh cheer up! This tape could be the best thing that ever happened to you. You finally have proof that you fornicated with something you didn’t pay for, or inflate.” ~ Mr. Pickering - View Quote Details on “Oh cheer up! This tape could be the best thing…
- “Oh I’m sorry! It’s just hard to believe you could ever be in love with something not covered in sauce.” ~ Mr. Pickering - View Quote Details on “Oh I’m sorry! It’s just hard to believe you could…
- “My mind is full of despair and my body is full of sex bugs.” ~ Byron - View Quote Details on “My mind is full of despair and my body is…
- “I mean, sure, you can start a relationship based on four days of false information about mole-rats, but then where do you go? Am I right?” ~ Andy Richter - View Quote Details on “I mean, sure, you can start a relationship based on…
- “Well I guess this is kind of my fault, since I only told you exactly what would happen, instead of actually living your life for you.” ~ Jessica - View Quote Details on “Well I guess this is kind of my fault, since…
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