Lasagna Quotes

What a life it would be if you could come to mine for tea
I’ll pick you up at half past three, we’ll have lasagna. - View Quote Details on What a life it would be if you could come…
Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze - View Quote Details on Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a…
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog. - View Quote Details on Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog.
I never met a Lasagna I didn’t like. - View Quote Details on I never met a Lasagna I didn’t like.
Who took my lasagna? - View Quote Details on Who took my lasagna?
We shall feast our grape-gleaners with lasagne so tempting to swallow in slippery ropes. - View Quote Details on We shall feast our grape-gleaners with lasagne so tempting to…
Jon: “Most of the Earth’s surface is covered by water.”
Garfield : “Who cares? How much of it is covered by lasagna?” - View Quote Details on Garfield...">Jon: “Most of the Earth’s surface is covered by water.”
Garfield…
You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world, but they don’t all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you. - View Quote Details on You know, there’s a million fine-looking women in the world,…